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-Pick 20 of your favourite movies.
-Go to IMDb and find a quote from each movie.
-Post them here for everyone to guess.
-Fill in the film title once it's guessed.
-NO GOOGLING/using IMDb search functions

There are some that I would be very surprised if anyone knew, due to them being OLD.

1. "Perhaps you would like me to wash your dick for you... you little shit. "

2. "Hey! Dragon. *Dragon*, not lizard. I don't do that tongue thing. " MULAN

3. "When you think of garbage, think of Akeem."

4. "It won't be the last. To the pain means the first thing you will lose will be your feet below the ankles. Then your hands at the wrists. Next your nose."

5. "--You see sir a man infatuated with love. Her ardent and eager slave. So fetch the pomade and pumice stone and lend me a more seductive tone a sprinkling perhaps of French cologne but first sir I think... a shave."
"--The closest I ever gave." SWEENEY TODD

6. "Voilà! In view, a humble vaudevillian veteran, cast vicariously as both victim and villain by the vicissitudes of Fate. This visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is a vestige of the vox populi, now vacant, vanished. However, this valorous visitation of a by-gone vexation, stands vivified and has vowed to vanquish these venal and virulent vermin van-guarding vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious and voracious violation of volition. " V FOR (FREAKING) VENDETTA

7. "Please sir, I want some more." OLIVER!

8. "Now then, Dmitri, you know how we've always talked about the possibility of something going wrong with the Bomb... The *Bomb*, Dmitri... The *hydrogen* bomb!... Well now, what happened is... ahm... one of our base commanders, he had a sort of... well, he went a little funny in the head... you know... just a little... funny. And, ah... he went and did a silly thing... Well, I'll tell you what he did. He ordered his planes... to attack your country..." DR. STRANGELOVE

9. "You need to find yourself a girl mate. Or perhaps the reason you practice three hours a day is that you already found one, and are otherwise incapable of wooing said strumpet. You're not a eunuch are you? "

10. --You have received a beump on the head.
--Beump?
--What?
-- You said beump.
--Yes, I know that. It is a large beump. You could receive the concussion from such a beump.

11. "And the Lord spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it." MONTY PYTHON AND THE HOLY GRAIL

12. --Is he here? Where's your grandpa right now?
--In the trunk of our car. LITTLE MISS SUNSHINE

13. "Spartans! What is your profession?"

14. "Nurse Ratched, Nurse Ratched! The Chief voted! Now will you please turn on the television set?"

15. "I got this rat, this gnawing, cheese eating fuckin' rat and it brings up questions... You know, see, Bill, like you're the new guy. Girlfriend... Why don't you stay in the bar that night I got your numbers. Social Security numbers. Everybody's fuckin' numbers. "

16. "If it wasn't for us, you'd all be speaking *German!* Singing "Deutschland, Deutschland über alles...”"

17. "I can tell you the license plate numbers of all six cars outside. I can tell you that our waitress is left-handed and the guy sitting up at the counter weighs two hundred fifteen pounds and knows how to handle himself. I know the best place to look for a gun is the cab of the gray truck outside, and at this altitude, I can run flat out for a half mile before my hands start shaking. Now why would I know that? How can I know that and not know who I am? "

18. "God have mercy on her / God have mercy on me / But she will be mine or she... will... BURN!"

19. "In the immortal words of Jean Paul Sartre, 'Au revoir, gopher'. "

20. "Rule number three, I can't bring people back from the dead. It's not a pretty picture. I don't like doing it!"

If you get number one, I'll love you forever.